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Italian. 23. Insanely obsessed with old-school action movies and manpain. Shipping the loneliest ships. Fawning over fandoms that never were.
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terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

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relahvant:

majestic

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laviengiuchediolamanda:

Io vorrei tassare le frasi che non occorrono, nel senso che se tu mi dici, pure ripetutamente, qualcosa di totalmente inutile e potenzialmente stressante mi devi dare 5 euro la prima volta, 10 la seconda e 20 la terza volta che lo fai.
Se lo urli dal piano di sotto sono 10 euro in più alla volta.
Se la cosa mi porta a dover fare dei movimenti, tipo scendere le scale perché inizialmente non capisco sono 50, sempre in aggiunta.

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yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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der-hirte:

americanninjax:

floozys:

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I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

I was expecting it but i wanted to think it was something else

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owlygem:

That Damn Pyromaniac Woman

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awwww-cute:

So it turns out I adopted a baby seal by mistake

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clavid:

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

KILL HIM

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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futurediarist:

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If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.

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Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!

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cchtml:

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

So yeah, this just hit 2k
Yes I know it’s amazing
You’re welcome

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forsakenwordsmith:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

but these girls are so amazing because the rifles just spin in synchronization and they look so badass while doing it and im sorry i just love these girls (we have a color-guard at our school too but im too weak to join)

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