1. lascocks:

    excessunrated:

    sealprinceling:

    “Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

    Oh my GOD

    I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

    I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

    (via juicyjacqulyn)

     

  2. abyssalpelagic:

    jesslaughingalonewith:

    dicksp8jrsbowtie:

    celestial-awkwardness:

    younger-than-the-soul:

    can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

    omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy

    UM

    EXCUSE YOU

    THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS

    AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS

    GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT

    Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.

    Unrequited, my arse. 

    I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain

    bless this post

    the line from Brokeback Mountain is “I wish I knew how to quit you” tvm

    (Source: whitelaws, via mpreg-tony)

     

  3. officialdogblog:

    follow for more sick burns

    (Source: circumcisions, via divathranduil)

     


  4. uncured:

    a-pariah:

    a-pariah:

    why is the female hero so often tomboyish

    why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

    with my hair curler

    nvm

    image

    found her

    TOTALLY SPIES DOMINATE

    (via fandomtaughtmehowtofeel)

     

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  6. Henry Cavill by Mariano Vivanco for InStyle Magazine (June 2013)

    (Source: mythoughts68, via henrycavillalways)

     

  7. ishipitlikeups:

    duessa:

    sorayasoybean:

    the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

    omg the way that last baby hops!

    THE LAST CAT IS SO CONFUSED IT IS ACTUALLY ME LOOK AT THAT FACE.

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via jeremy-ruiner)

     


  8. jensenacklesruinedmylife:

    czystiel:

    thetricksterandtheoptimist:

    evil-overlordess:

    Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

     Satan was just pretty chill.”

    what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

    let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

    #tHE APOCALYPSE WAS LESS STRESSFUL

    (via jeremy-ruiner)

     


  9. kiddwaynejohnson:

    I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve

    (via jeremy-ruiner)

     


  10. horribleawfulcunt:

    niamliveslarryloves:

    basedgosh:

    i hate one direction fans so much
    i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

    I literally had to read that 5 times…

    oh my god

    i laughed so hard i woke up my dad

    (via mpreg-tony)

     

  11. emmyc:

    pants obstacle. PANTSTACLE

    (via mpreg-tony)

     

  12. starkspangly:

    coolfrikkinbeans:

    image

    Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.

    my mom cried

    (Source: callingmoon, via juicyjacqulyn)

     

  13. zooophagous:

    earthandanimals:

    violentbaudelaire:

    ”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

    - Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

    I freakin’ love this cow and this woman.

    What a cutie puff

    (via mpreg-tony)

     

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  15. stfuconservatives:

    grrrl-riot:

    I saw this post among the slew of comments on this Planned Parenthood post regarding the decision on the after 20-week abortions ban in Arizona. 

    It was nice to see a conservative man standing up to the anti-choice bullies on the page. 

    The horrors we inflict on pregnant people by forcing them to keep nonviable pregnancies are just… I mean, I can’t even imagine. This is what late-term abortion bans do. I wouldn’t wish that woman’s experience on anyone, and good on her and her father-in-law for being willing to publicly stand up for choice now.

    (via mpreg-tony)