i remember once i was jerking off and my parents knocked on the door like “dinners ready, what are you doing?” and i got scared so i screamed playing pingpong. I don’t own a ping pong table.
Italian. 22. Insanely obsessed with old-school action movies and manpain. Shipping the loneliest ships. Fawning over the fandoms that never were.
You should’ve said “I’m coming”